I used to wash my car at LEAST once a week. Often with a hand wax that would cost $50-$65. Tire dressing? Oh, always. Air Freshener? None, thank you.

Since the arrival of the puppy, I've only washed my car once in the last two months. I guess priorities are subject to change.


So since I have nothing car-wash-related to relate anymore, why not start bitching about TV shows that have completely worn out their usefulness? Let's start with MTV's smash hit Punk'd. The pranks they pull on Punk'd have never failed to make me go "..hm. that was boring."

It was never that side-splitting to begin with. It's like, "hey, so what would happen if Sisqo came out of a restaurant ...and his car was blocked in ...and he couldn't get his car out of the parking spot?!" Get it? HAHAHHA Or what if Kristin Salzman went to a restaurant and they gave her a check from the wrong table?! Don't know who Kristin Salzman is? ME NEITHER! I made it up.

But season 3 (4, 5, whatever--I don't think reality shows are on the Gregorian calendar) is the worst. They are pranking small-name celebs that have yet to be celebrated, and the best part is that Ashton doesn't even show up anymore. They just kind of have the production assistant or boom-mic guy say "You got punkd" as he pulls out a picture of Ashton. Then they give you back the correct valet ticket.