¡VENGANZA DEL TORO!

So there was a bullfight in Spain, during which the bull jumped OVER the press box and into the stands (the expensive seats) and jumped around hurting people, and he's all like "take that, muthafucka!" except in spanish.

I say "You go, bull" because bullfighting is just damn stupid. It's not really a "sport." It's just some guy stabbing a bull with spears. I think cockfighting seems more "sporting" to me because it's an evenly matched competition. So yeah, I hate bullfighting more than cockfighting.

Let me just say that while I speak of many latin things with pride (e.g. "Nachos are the food of my people" and "Lowriders are the car of my people"), I have to add that bullfighting is NOT the sport of my people. Bullfighting (tauromachy) is from Spain, not from Mexico. Spaniards brought it to Mexico, of course, along with other bullshit like Catholicism, which I also dislike.

Hm, so I now realize that I don't like cockfighting, but i like it better than bullfighting. And catholicism is WORSE than cockfighting, but slightly BETTER than bullfighting.

Bullfighting is described as "the conquest of fear," an awesome demonstration of the struggle between man and beast, and the skill of the matador. It's now popular in Mexico because Mexicans are cool, mellow folks and kinda go with the flow, especially when the flow is dictated to them by Spanish invaders with guns who kill anyone who doesn't obey their bizarre new religious beliefs and traditions.

Oh whoops, the car wash just got all political.