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Why spam? I received about 50 versions of the same spam email today. It went something like this:

From: Dossyl Klippty
Subject: Re: gjy kifflykx!!
Message: ifjkklsioa;' Get Meds Now! Viaagra $3,33 CiaYYLIS. ifjlaiw Why pay more!

Well, I received this message and was thrilled at the low prices! Sure the email came to me from a dozen different fake names, and they can't even spell the items they are selling. But those gibberish words must be some medical coding system used by legitimate pharmacists.

One of my all-time favorites, however was this classic:

Subject: Sketchy Negroes
Message: Get the best new mortgage and refi rates now!

Forget about eLoan, Lending Tree, or Ameriquest. I'M getting my next home loan from Sketchy Negroes!