LOVE NUTS

"Hand roasted ALMONDS, quickly caramelized, with a pinch of salt from the sea, then tossed in our delicious signature chocolate blend, topped off with extra brut cocoa powder... "

...That's the recipe for "love nuts" from Comparte's chocolates in Westwood. Don't they sound delicious? Someone thought they did and we drove for 45 minutes to get some of these delightful confections, BUT>...

Mothafucka was closed. Goddamn website says open 10 to 6 Monday through Saturday. Well it was 4:00, bitch, and your damn store was closed. Thanks for wasting my damn Saturday afternoon, you fudgepacker.

Fortunately for everyone, I was at Baskin robbins just the night before, and discovered a kickass new flavor called... (wait for it, wait for it...)

"Here Comes the Fudge" Yeah, it was as good as it is funny.