stomp lives upstairs

So it's 11 at night and my upstairs neighbor, a.k.a. "the noisy whore upstairs" is at it again. I can't see what's going on up there, so I have to visualize it by the sounds during the night. Here's what it's like:

1. put on high heels: white leather candies with solid wood sole.
2. pull up any area rugs for full noise effect
3. practice runway walk across full length of living room for 10 minutes.
4. Roll ancient stone ball (2 feet in diameter) from one end of living room to the other, into the kitchen and back.
5. Continue practicing runway walk for 15 minutes.
6. Holding croquet ball at shoulder height, release and let ball bounce on wooden floor. Repeat 3 times.
7. Push coffin full of bricks away from living room wall. Roll ancient stone ball behind it.
8. When downstairs neighbor knocks on door to see what's going on up there, be quiet and hide. He'll never know you're in there!