ding dong, is he dead?

Fidel is sick or maybe dead. Definitely MIA and people are very excited about it. Cubans in the streets are telling reporters "oh he is dead. We hope and pray that he must be dead"

After a 47 year reign, it is definitely time for a new leader. Here in the US, plans are in the works for a giant celebration, perhaps at the Orange Bowl.

Can you imagine, that's your legacy? People planning a massive party to rejoice about your death.