Order status, palm squirrel
"Order status, palm squirrel" is the stupidest spam subject line I've received lately. Here's the full message:
"Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIAzLIS would help you to make BETTER SE X MORE OFTEN!and to bring unimagnable plesure to her.Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes. The tests showed that the majority of men
after taking this medic ation were able to have PERFECT ER ECTI ON during 36 hours!
VISIT US, AND GET OUR SPECIAL 70% DISC OUNT OFER!
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himself if he'd just spend a little time practicing? Why should that be soWe set it down.
apparently had been so flocked for some time. They were, in fact, waiting.to see that my advice wasn't wasted on you. Why, that's marvelous. You canswift wind. Yet he felt guiltless, breaking the promises he had madeTender made his entrance. He was red and out of breath. His daughterAfter a time, Fletcher Gull dragged himself into the sky and faced aNo, friends, it's hard to describe them to someone who hasn't seen"
What the fuck is that? If you can't spell, then please don't email me. I will not, for example, go to a grocery store selling "bEEzf" or "tcheez." My erections are already perfect. I am currently getting around 250 junk mails per day. Most of them don't even contain any content, purpose, links, or anything. Does that qualify as terrorism? I think it might. But don't listen to me. I'm still watching Tony Danza. I did get something out of this one (the spam, not the danza) , the sentence "Why, that's marvelous." I'm going to replace "Hell's Yeah" with "Why, That's Marvelous" instantly.
"Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIAzLIS would help you to make BETTER SE X MORE OFTEN!and to bring unimagnable plesure to her.Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes. The tests showed that the majority of men
after taking this medic ation were able to have PERFECT ER ECTI ON during 36 hours!
VISIT US, AND GET OUR SPECIAL 70% DISC OUNT OFER!
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himself if he'd just spend a little time practicing? Why should that be soWe set it down.
apparently had been so flocked for some time. They were, in fact, waiting.to see that my advice wasn't wasted on you. Why, that's marvelous. You canswift wind. Yet he felt guiltless, breaking the promises he had madeTender made his entrance. He was red and out of breath. His daughterAfter a time, Fletcher Gull dragged himself into the sky and faced aNo, friends, it's hard to describe them to someone who hasn't seen"
What the fuck is that? If you can't spell, then please don't email me. I will not, for example, go to a grocery store selling "bEEzf" or "tcheez." My erections are already perfect. I am currently getting around 250 junk mails per day. Most of them don't even contain any content, purpose, links, or anything. Does that qualify as terrorism? I think it might. But don't listen to me. I'm still watching Tony Danza. I did get something out of this one (the spam, not the danza) , the sentence "Why, that's marvelous." I'm going to replace "Hell's Yeah" with "Why, That's Marvelous" instantly.
by: chad at 9:38 AM
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