In the beginning

Ah the first day of a new blog... let's begin with what is really important.

The biggest movie of the summer isn't a movie at all. It's R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" pentalogy (a pentalogy is like a trilogy, but with 5 parts, for you illiterates). I watched the entire R&B opera complete with each character lip synching R. Kelly's verbatim description of events and was laughing.

More important than just how hilarious is was, is the suspense... WHAT will happen next. It's required viewing and you can see the entire thing on Launch with your yahoo account:

http://music.yahoo.com/video/0/?sx=promo/rkellytrapped.xml

Oh god oh god it's the best thing ever.

And the next part of this is going to address some plot holes. Warning: if you haven't seen it this will ruin some of the surprises for you. So I warned you.

1. Lyrics - 'checks under the bed then under the dresser'. Like, how's R. Kelly gonna hide under a dresser?
2. How could he hear someone on Rufus' phone say "sweetheart I'm downstairs" and not know it's a man's voice?
3. How did his woman know he got stopped by a policeman on the way home? He went straight to the shower then to makin sweet love.